Store

Just like Mo, our store is still new to this whole thing…
Never fear! All links redirect to Rachel’s official author merch page.

ODAF Logo Line

Color choice does not impact damage type of the hot liquid.

Don’t let your plans spiral out of control like ours inevitably do.

Always use protection during your Misadventures.

Show your poster-ity that you loved this show!

Of Mice and Mats

It’s a bag for holding, not a Bag of Holding.

Thermal insulation does not protect against tiefling fire.

We’re not saying you’ll look as good as us, but…

Caution: Mugs may or may not be useful in a mugging.

Hide from the cold (and Seekers!) in style.

Photo, signature… now all you need is our mothers’ maiden names and you’ll have our identities!

You’re stuck with us, so let us be stuck with you.

Patch holes in your reality with Tana’s help.

Don’t be a coffee snob, be a coffee hog!

Some men are pigs but this is one pig worth loving.

Show your friends you’re not a Dingus.

Don’t depend on your favorite pig for healing; carry your own healing fluids!

Mushroom carry capacity may vary. Consult your local Mycologist for expected capacities.